I Just Did Something Crazy

"CounterTorqueSteer" (countertorquesteer) 02/10/2015 at 17:13 • Filed to: School

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On Monday, I was in my Electronic Field Production class editing a video when my professor looked over at my screen. I was working on a clip of my girlfriend reading a book. The professor then says, "She looks REALLY familiar. Is there any chance that she could be on a popular internet site...like a porn site?" I looked at him completely dumbfounded. All I could think to say in the moment was, "I sure hope not." I couldn't go without saying more, so today I emailed him telling him how inappropriate and disrespectful it was to me. I'm waiting on his response.

ttyymmnn > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:17

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THAT is sexual harassment. I hope you CC'd his dean.

Cherry_man1 > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:17

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I would take that to the dean of his department.

505Turbeaux > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:18

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you lookin at straight A's from now on!

Should have knocked him the fuck out though. Maybe, "wow she is an attractive girl", or even "I'd hit that" so you could say, yeah that is my girl, and she is/I am would be a response, but the porn thing, hell fucking no

itschrome > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:21

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HammerheadFistpunch > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:22

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Yeah, thats...wow. I got no words for dat.

CounterTorqueSteer > itschrome 02/10/2015 at 17:24

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He's wrong, you toolbag asshole

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:25

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I'd be surprised if you get a response in writing/email. If I were you I would politely demand the attention of the dean.

Cajun Ginger > 505Turbeaux 02/10/2015 at 17:28

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here's a tip. Don't ever say this to a girl or woman: "You're hot. I'd totally hit that. Would your husband mind?"

Sorry. Just anytime I hear or read "I'd hit that" it brings back that unfortunate memory. It really does not work. Especially if your next move is to puke in my backyard.

ttyymmnn > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 02/10/2015 at 17:28

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Agreed. If he said this to CounterTorque, imagine how many others he's harassed. Nobody is this balls-out brazen without lots of practice.

PNW Hoon > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 17:33

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I'm confused how this would work out if he was right...

"Yeah man! She was in that Gronkqoski erotica thing! You wanna get beers sometime and watch it?"

What a tool. Sorry you had to deal with that.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ttyymmnn 02/10/2015 at 17:33

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100% agree, what a dipshit.

505Turbeaux > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 17:33

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Oh yeah I would never say that, just laying it out where there is an easy response to something said by an obvious frat boy.

Steve in Manhattan > 505Turbeaux 02/10/2015 at 17:35

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If I'm an academic, the last thing I do is confess to cruising the internet for porn. The second to that last thing I do is ask you if you or someone you know might be on a site. And if I'm a student who sees one of my teachers? Keep it to myself - those people have a right to a life of their own.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:37

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I hate this shit, totally inappropriate. If he does it again turn his ass in.

Cajun Ginger > 505Turbeaux 02/10/2015 at 17:37

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oh yeah. I know. I just couldn't believe anyone actually ever said that in real life. Until it happened to me. (In the guy's defense he was very drunk. I guess I'm MILF material though? He's my kids age. My adult kids)

Cajun Ginger > PNW Hoon 02/10/2015 at 17:38

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was this supposed to go to someone else?

PNW Hoon > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 17:38

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Yes. Yes it was. Meant for OP.

My bad.

PNW Hoon > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:39

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I'm confused how this would work out if he was right...

"Yeah man! She was in that Gronkqoski erotica thing! You wanna get beers sometime and watch it?"

What a tool. Sorry you had to deal with that.

505Turbeaux > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 17:41

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oh good lord, that sounds like a time best not remembered. I won't ask the circumstance, but I have seen it before, and it does never work.

Tohru > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:43

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If we can find Torch's Beetle, we can certainly find the website in question. Get to it, lads!

(I'm only joking, of course.)

Cajun Ginger > 505Turbeaux 02/10/2015 at 17:43

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I left him outside puking, went inside, sent someone else out to take care of him and had a laugh. Alcohol makes people say really unfortunate things.

Rico > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:44

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Nah, negative, negatory. I would've embararassed his ass by telling him I should slap the shit out of him in front of all these people.

He would've ended up on Worldstar "Student back hands professor, knocks his soul out his body".

What's the crazy part of this story your email? I expected to read that you broke his jaw. I guess my definition of crazy is different.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > 505Turbeaux 02/10/2015 at 17:44

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Should have knocked him the fuck out though

I cannot recommend this more highly. What the fuck kind of person acts like this?

Plus, 90%+ of college professors are the worst subhuman scum around. Like, lower than thieves.

The other 10% are passable though.

BrtStlnd > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 17:59

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Yeah... that's something I would report to the department head. Incredibly inappropriate.

yamahog > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/10/2015 at 18:06

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Why wait for a second offense?

Hey, y'all, watch this! > CounterTorqueSteer 02/10/2015 at 18:17

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Ugh, gross. Who the fuck says something like that to someone, especially to their student?

Hey, y'all, watch this! > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 18:30

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I've had that happen, too! It's the surest way for someone to make sure they're going home with no one but their hand. I don't get why some guys think it is a viable pick up line.

Cajun Ginger > Hey, y'all, watch this! 02/10/2015 at 18:32

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I just want to know in what world do they think that works?

Hey, y'all, watch this! > Cajun Ginger 02/10/2015 at 18:35

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Me, too. It boggles the mind.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > yamahog 02/10/2015 at 18:53

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Yeah good point, he might actually might stop if warned (or not these guys can be really stupid). To be legally considered sexual harassment it has to be repetitive or very sever, which means you have to document it every time.